This is not directed at anyone y'all know, but recent events (some personal, some not) have led me to conclude that I need to remind certain persons who shall remain nameless that today we celebrate the creation of the United States of America. That's USA with a U, not a C. I would further like to remind said persons that the last time around, they got pwned, and that since then the Yankees have got the Hydrogen Bomb, so I would think long and hard about whether you want some more.
Stars and Stripes Forever, father-muckers, and don't you forget it.
